Introduction

I decided to launch a blog on reviewing milk tea because there are just too many places that sell either liquid diabetes, tinted water, or unauthentic nonsense in the Bay Area. They need to be shut down and wiped off the map before they insult anymore customers with the chemical piss they call a milk tea. I am going to start by reviewing all the bad places and go into extensive detail highlighting their atrocities before moving onto the places that understand culture, art, discipline and excellence. Hopefully, this will help people vote with their dollars and we can purge all the fake milk tea places from the Bay Area so that only the authentic stores can thrive.